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jenner-news:

Kylie: “to the left to the left”

jenner-news:

Kylie: to the left to the left”

posted on Jul 25 / 03:42 / 421 notes / via zendayza / source / R E B L O G

Pussy Entering Faces Dictionary

prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

You first time entering pussy

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How you dive in pussy when you a premature ejaculator

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how you dive in that girl you been chasing for 5 years and she finally let you hit pussy

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how you dive in:

your homie: come over

Girl:  i’m with my girl, ill only come over if you got a dude for my friend too

your homie: aiight send a picture

*girl sends picture*

your homie: *looks at picture* imagecot dayum

*homie calls you*

your homie: bruh i need u to come be my wing man this hoe look like sam cassel in the face and she got no teeth, but u owe me so u gotta do it

type pussy

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how u dive in that girl that said your pipe game prolly weak and you couldnt handle her and you fed up and got a point to prove so you bout to turn her ovaries into a punching bag type pussy

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posted on Jul 25 / 03:23 / 389 notes / via prettyboyshyflizzy / R E B L O G
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The moment I knew my dick game was official

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i was fucking this girl in her apartment lol 45 mins into it we hear a knock at the door i go to the door its police officers

cops make me nervous so i go to the door like

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Me:  Hello officers how can i help u

Officers: We heard there was a disturbance

Me: what kind of disturbance

Officers: well we’ve had numerous calls of a young woman being murdered or stabbed to death at this residence

Me:

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the girl was like:

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the cops were like:

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i was feeling like:

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posted on Jul 25 / 03:05 / 12,882 notes / via prettyboyshyflizzy / R E B L O G
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prettyboyshyflizzy:

i was eating this girl out once

she was cumming but i kept eating not giving her no breaks

then she suddenly stopped moaning

i looked up and she was looking behind her

i was like what happened? image

she was like  i coulda swore Jesus just tapped me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear “your time has come”

posted on Jul 25 / 02:46 / 3,431 notes / via prettyboyshyflizzy / R E B L O G
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Anonymous
why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

you a bitch

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posted on Jul 25 / 02:28 / 22,206 notes / via prettyboyshyflizzy / R E B L O G
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Anonymous
ok so im white and i really wanna use the n-word well im already using it but not in a derogatory way in a cool way i like jamming to little wayne and stuff was just wondering is there anyway a white person can gain access to using the n word without black people being offended like is there a certain amount of black friends i can have to be able to say it ? once again not being disrespectful just in a cool way

little wayne ? 

ok u want access to the word lemme huddle up with my ancestors real quick and come up with a solution bruh i got u right now

*whispering sounds*

pshwhwhwww “not derogatory he says”

pshwhwhwww “he actually spelled out little?? *group laughter*”

pswhwwhwhw “certain amount of black friends”

pswhhwwhwh “no no no in a cool way”

"ok i got the solution "pswhwwhwhhwhw"

pswhwhwhwh “you sure ? if he does that he will gain access?”

pswhwhww “ok ill let him know

ok sir im back :)  they said wrap your entire body in steaks, and go into a cage and lock yourself in with at least 13 tigers who have been deprived of food for 3 or more days then and only then will you be allowed to use the the n-word

have fun tell me how it goes :) I cant wait for you to be able to say the n-word with me we’re gonna have so much fun

prettyboyshyflizzy:

moda-senza-tempo:

No this nigga did not say lemme huddle up with my ancestors! Then put a picture of a huddle! I’m cackling!!!!

lol we had to talk about it :)

posted on Jul 25 / 02:09 / 5,011 notes / via prettyboyshyflizzy / R E B L O G
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Jasmine Villegas Instagram Photos (60/?)

Jasmine Villegas Instagram Photos (60/?)

posted on Jul 25 / 01:51 / 46 notes / source / R E B L O G
afoolishfragilespine:

“Sometimes we are lucky enough to know that our lives have been changed, to discard the old, embrace the new, and run headlong down an immutable course. It happened to me… on that summer’s day, when my eyes were opened to the sea.” — Jacques Yves Cousteau 
O C E A N U S  |  An ode to the sea (instrumental) [listen] [download] 

I. waterland - Roberto Cacciapaglia | II. oltremare - Ludovico Einaudi | III. drifting - Enya | IV. oceano - Roberto Cacciapaglia | V. naval - Yann Tiersen | VI. seconda navigazione - Roberto Cacciapaglia | VII. open spaces - Zack Hemsey | VIII. drift - Daughter  | IX. atlantico - Roberto Cacciapaglia

O C E A N U S  ( B - S I D E )  |  “Oh, can you hear the sea calling? Calling us into the world” [listen] [download] 

I. whirlpool - Sea Wolf | II. ocean tides - Kyson | III. of the sea - A.A. Bondy | IV. watermark - Sleeping At Last | V. an ocean and peril - The Black Atlantic | VI. that sea, the gambler - Gregory Alan Isakov | VII. the sea is calling (acoustic) - The Temper Trap | VIII. transatlanticism - Death Cab For Cutie

afoolishfragilespine:

Sometimes we are lucky enough to know that our lives have been changed, to discard the old, embrace the new, and run headlong down an immutable course. It happened to me… on that summer’s day, when my eyes were opened to the sea.” Jacques Yves Cousteau

O C E A N U S  |  An ode to the sea (instrumental) [listen] [download]

I. waterland - Roberto Cacciapaglia | II. oltremare - Ludovico Einaudi | III. drifting - Enya | IV. oceano - Roberto Cacciapaglia | V. naval - Yann Tiersen | VI. seconda navigazione - Roberto Cacciapaglia | VII. open spaces - Zack Hemsey | VIII. drift - Daughter  | IX. atlantico - Roberto Cacciapaglia

O C E A N U S  ( B - S I D E )  |  “Oh, can you hear the sea calling? Calling us into the world[listen] [download]

I. whirlpool - Sea Wolf | II. ocean tides - Kyson | III. of the sea - A.A. Bondy | IV. watermark - Sleeping At Last | V. an ocean and peril - The Black Atlantic | VI. that sea, the gambler - Gregory Alan Isakov | VII. the sea is calling (acoustic) - The Temper Trap | VIII. transatlanticism - Death Cab For Cutie

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